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Dear Guru: Say Yes

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Today I take time out to pass along an important and wonderful piece of wisdom that has brought immediate and innumerable benefits to my interpersonal relationships. It works with your lovers and, just maybe, even your spouse.

In a nutshell, the secret is this: Find a way to say, “Yes.”

That’s it. Therein lies the key to unlocking exciting new worlds of mystery and imagination. Seldom in life do we encounter such transformative power in six simple words. Find a way to say yes. That’s all you have to do.

I’ve adapted this technique in my daily life and I happily bear witness to the awe and sense of wonder it brings.

Please allow me a few moments to demonstrate how it works.

“Do I look fat?”

“Yes.”

“Did you take out the trash?”

“Yes.”

“Do you want the last cookie?”

“Yes.”

“Have you ever cheated on me?”

“Yes.”

“Do you have a headache?”

“Yes.”

“Were you killed in that car accident?”

“Yes.”

I don’t often fall for quick fix gimmicks but in this case I have to admit, it really works. If you give it a try, please use the comment section below to let me know how it goes.

Yes.

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