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Guru Comic: So Deeee-umb

By Tom B. Taker on November 28, 2014 | 2 Comments

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Posted in: comic strip, fail, humor | Tagged: advice, caramel, comic, comics, cookies, dessert, dipping, doughnuts, enlightenment, guru, harmonious, himalayan, ice cream, macaroons, negativity, salt, salted, sauces, sea, sodium, sprinkles, strip, supplicant, wisdom

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