Today’s idea: T-shirts based on over-the-top advertising hype.
Yes, some of these are intended to be ribald.
30 percent more free!
Now even more scrumptious.
New and improved!
Recommended by 4 out of 5 doctors.
Have me your way.
Positively has to be there overnight.
Chosen by choosy mothers.
Save now on love.
Fast! Easy! Very low cost!
Power, performance and speed!
Not sold in stores.
First time offered.
Enjoyed at home, office or car.
Delivered to your door.
Rent to own.
Limited to first caller.
Incredibly easy to use!
Ha ha those are funny! How about:
Home of the Whopper
Put a tiger in your tank
Breakfast of champions
Good to the last drop
Thanks for giggles…
Debra (real name!)
I know it’s been a while but I love these. 🙂
Rent to Own has to be my favorite. But Chosen by Choosy Moms is a very close second.
While supplies last! No rainchecks!
I like how the ones that stress “Not available in stores” you can always find at Walgreen’s or what ever pharmacy you have nearby, they all look the same aside from the name.
HA! How about:
Oh, what a feeling!
It is. Are you?
You guys are totally kicking my ass! I love it. 🙂
And I just thought of another one:
Now with even more Omega 3!
Keep ’em coming! 🙂
Tastes great, less filling!
Betcha can’t eat just one…
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking…
OK now that my mind is thoroughly in the gutter…
It is time for a webstore. I want them.
“Fast! Easy! Very low cost!”<—— i need one in a medium please! 🙂
I like that some of you went with ones that I initially rejected in the name of good taste. Well done! 🙂
“Save now on Love”… my favorite (and oh, so very wrong!). Ha!
Reblogged this on Shouts from the Abyss and commented:
I’m giving you a blank slate. What can you come up with?
I just wrote some more.
“Hi there. I’m in you.”
“I’m microblogging this.”
EZ Payment Plan!
Never needs sharpening
Ride now, pay later
Those are excellent! Especially the last one! Thanks for reading. 🙂