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*snort* *choking sounds* *mad hysterical laughter*
*coughs up the wishbone*
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I call dibs on the wishbone!
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Process of elimination that’s it! The professor appreciates the suggestion. The characters here look to be Punchyish indeed are they?
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Process of Elimination is also a reality game show I’m developing for the American television market. It’s a round-robin style tournament to determine who can hold their pee the longest. The show name is quite literal. Get it? 🙂
I don’t know what Punchy and/or Punchyish means. Any resemblance in the Guru Comic to anything containing actual meaning is purely unintentional, I can assure you of that!
Shhhh! Don’t tell anyone but the Guru is literally intended to be a piece of poop. If you check my tag cloud you’ll see that “poop” is kind of a thing around here. 🙂
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Haha, should the professor be scared?
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