The other day I found My favorite Christmas song. I mostly noticed the lyrics but it did have, I thought, that quintessential now sound that says “Christmas.” Unfortunately it also contained twang.

Let’s try this once again, this time with reeling. Without further ado, here is my nominee for The Ultimate Christmas Song in the Non-Twang Category.

You can tell me “Merry Christmas” but I probably won’t hear you. For heaven’s sake, it’s loud with the Shop-Vac on!