My protest sign
Introduction: A sign made by yours truly is shown above. This was taken at a Tea Party Tax Day Protest 2010 in front of the Sarah Palin Building in Washington, D.C. As you can see, no one suspected I was a protest sign infiltrator and I was just able to duck for cover before this picture was taken, so I didn’t blow my cover and I remain safely anonymous …
This last week our nation celebrated April 15th. That’s always a fun day here in the abyss. I simply refer to it as Festival Day. Even so, I still found some time to take a quick crawl out to civilization. My goal? Infiltration of so-called “Tea Party” tax day protests. Aha! I get it. They went and scheduled their protests on a significant day. Tax day and “Taxed Enough Already.” Very, very clever. Get it? They truly have some masterminds at the helm.
All I wanted to do was sneak in and be a “plant” with my humble little sign. You know what I mean, right? None of the offensive messages on display at Tea Party protests are ever representative of the movement itself. The movement has an amazing lack of responsibility in that area. I’ve basically been told that if a sign is offensive then it must obviously be a “plant.” A “plant” is someone at a rally opposed to the Tea Party’s objectives for the sole purpose of making the movement look bad. (It’s hard to argue with logic like that.)
Isn’t it amazing how the Tea Party somehow knows that without exception all offensive messages must be plants!
Maybe, just maybe, the Tea Party themselves planted the “plants.” Now that is a brilliant idea. It gives them someone to blame and a clear path to obfuscation. Think about it. They know the offensive messages are self-planted, and they know that we’ll react to them, and when we do, then they can claim innocence and blame it on others.
Unless… What if we know that they know that they did it, but they don’t know that we know? Perhaps then we could plant signs that make the Tea Party look good. This will confuse them for sure. They’ll know the signs aren’t theirs, but they won’t know what to do about it, because they won’t know that we know that they know the offensive self-planted signs are theirs!
The only possible flaw I can see in this plan is if they find out that we know that they know about the offensive self-planted signs, then they may also know that we know that we planted the positive signs, which they know couldn’t have been planted by them. If they figure that out, and they know that we did, and we don’t know that they know that, it could be bad.
Fuck it. I say we go for it. I’m a little confused which type of signs to make now, though. I think I’ll stick to ones that are offensively positive. Start making signs! 🙂
Miles to go before I steep – five Tea Party myths
I’m told one of the central themes of the Tea Party Movement – hereafter referred to as TPM for the sake of brevity – perhaps the most important theme of all, is that they stand opposed to “big government.” In fact the TPM is quite often referred to as a “backlash” against big government.
Hey, I’m all for that. With over two million federal employees (not including the postal service) and more on the way I happen to agree. Government has gotten too big and does too many things. Further, I’d bet that most of your garden variety Americans are against big government, too.
So why then is there a backlash against the backlash? Why isn’t everyone running out into the streets to embrace the TPM as the best thing ever?
It must be hard to take a central theme that most Americans would eagerly embrace and generate backlash against yourselves. Way to fumble the ball while running into the end zone without being touched.
People in the TPM are angry and not afraid to show it. But is that anything that special these days? It seems to me that when taken as a group, most Americans are angry. We flip each other the bird, spew profanity at one another, drive like we’re in the Indy 500 and barely take the time to show the most inconsequential of courtesies to strangers we bump into. We are, as I like to put it, a society of assholes.
Also, like I recently wrote in my post Always Be Opposing, anger isn’t a very effective selling technique.
My objective today is to expose what I think are some myths about the TPM.
- “The movement is grass roots.” It turns out that big money funds the movement, and it comes from “conservative” groups like Americans For Prosperity and FreedomWorks. Follow the shell-game of organizations receiving money from corporations and conservative individuals and you’ll find the source of the money comes from places like David Koch, Koch Industries, the Sarah Scaife Foundation, and Mellon industrial. [Source.]
- “The movement isn’t about Obama.” Another myth that can easily be dispelled simply by looking at the number of anti-Obama signs at TPM events, protests and rallies.
- “The movement is non-partisan.” Heh. This is an especially good one. It is a conservative movement and trying to sell it as anything else is disingenuous. Even one of the movement’s biggest supporters (FOX News) says so: “In a bid to advance the tea party movement from holding rallies to holding office, the leaders of the anti-establishment groups announced a new political organization Friday that they say will ‘endorse, support and elect’ conservatives across the country.” (Source.) A poll recently found that the most members of the TPM were Republicans at 53 percent. 28 percent said they were independents and 13 percent were Democrats. (Source.) No great big shocker there.
- “There is no racism in the TPM.” This is simply a bald-faced lie. I doubt any group of humans could successfully support a claim like this. What about the racist signs seen at TPM event? Those are discounted as “plants” or persons not representative of the moment. Simple question, though: Why are the racist messages allowed to remain unmolested? Why doesn’t the TPM kick those sign-wielders the hell out? Isn’t that the same as tacit approval? The response to this argument is lame as hell: “It’s a free country. We can’t stop them.” Sure. At best the movement fails to properly control its image. At worst racist elements are actually a part of the group.
- “The movement does not condone violence.” Why then all the talk about “revolution” and pruning the tree of liberty (a quotation that refers to “blood”), violent imagery (clenched fists raised in the air, boxing gloves, Browning firearms), TPM leaders on radio talking about effecting change via the “bullet box,” violent speech (like “reload”) and so forth? If you want to successfully defend against the charge of inciting violence, again, you need to proactively control the perception of your movement. Allowing violent messages to stand simply confuses the issue.
So how does the TPM take a theme where they enjoy a considerable amount of sympathetic support amongst the American people and turn it into backlash against themselves? I think it has to do with the vehemence of their anger and the way they go about pursuing their agenda and the methods they employ. Most of us don’t much relish the thought of being shot dead by our neighbor because we happen to have some sort of difference on a political belief. The general public is also turned off by the bait-and-switch aspect of saying it is about big government while the actions of the TPM say it is about Obama. Most of us don’t like being lied to, either.
The TPM needs to take proactive control and reign in the radical messages that have been allowed so far. Failure to control their image will only continue to generate backlash against their goals.
What can Browning do for you?
Browning Arms Company was founded in Utah in 1927. It offers a wide variety of firearms, including shotguns, rifles, pistols, and rimfire firearms. (Source: Wikipedia.)
When the tea party talks about “revolution” ad infinitum what do they mean by that?
On March 20, 2010, “tea party activists” gathered on Capitol Hill for a rally named “Code Red.” The purpose of the rally was to protest against “health care reform” and was promoted by actor John Voight, who said the rally was a way to fight back against the “corrupt ACORN liars.”
The “Code Red” event was organized by organizations like FreedomWorks and Americans For Prosperity.
The sign shown in the inset was on display at that rally. It references a “Browning” firearm and even includes a picture of a handgun (just in case the Browning reference wasn’t clear enough) and a picture of the Capitol building. It also depicts “fire line” yellow tape which is typically used in reference to hazardous areas. (Like a shooting range, I wonder?)
One question I have: Why don’t those in the vicinity take a little bit of proactive action and self-police signs with messages like that? Does that mean the sign has the tacit approval of the crowd and/or the event organizers? You’re not likely to tear down signs you agree with, are you?
These are strange times indeed when messages like that are displayed in our nation’s capitol. I can only sit here and wonder: What can Browning do for you?