Kissing three asses at the same time; the Giuliani hat trick
The New York Yankees baseball club is in the playoffs again this year. We all know what that means: More closeup shots of Rudy Giuliani wearing his custom baseball hat and enjoying really good seats.
The hat he’s sporting isn’t just a hat with the NY Yankees famous logo. It doesn’t honor the memory of 9/11 with a reference to NYPD or NYFD either.
Nay. Verily, it somehow defies all odds and combines all three!
The hat reads: PD *NY* FD
Niiiiiiiice. It’s the triple threat of 9/11 and New York references.
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Rumor has it that if you pry this piece of art from his cranium with a crow bar and turn it inside out it forms a diorama of Giuliani standing on a pile of rubble in drag with his current favorite mistress.
In Giuliani’s dictionary GOP must stand for Greatly Offensive Pandering.
Here tushy tushy tushy.
Smooch smooch smooch.