I have decided that I want to be famous and live on beyond my meager years, you know, just like a lot of other folks have done.

I’m talking about getting your name associated with a quotation. Centuries after you are gone your name may still be dropped in association with the quotation – and that is nothing to shake a stick at!

So, after hard work and careful consideration, I have come up with the following effort. This will be my quotation legacy!

Enjoy!

Never eat chocolate pudding after going to the bathroom and droppin’ a duece.