Sure, we can live through an occasional vegetarian meal every now and again. But what if they become too frequent? What happens then?

Worry no longer!

Thanks to an amazing breakthrough by Abyss scientists you’ll never have to find out. Introducing the product that hungry carnivores have yearned for since the dawn of time. Sneaky Meat!

Using our patented Meat Miniaturization Molecularization Methods (MMMM) everyday proteins are hydrogenated, dehydrated, folded, spindlatated and mutilated into delicious stealthy particlized food bits. Perfect for sneak attacks on that next vegetarian meal!

Outflank flavor while maintaining robust, juicy mouthfeel with real meat.
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