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Blindage Blinders Blindingly Bright

Mitt Romney is goodness and light. Mitt Romney creates jobs. Mitt Romney is pro-life. Thou shan’t speak ill of Mitt Romney.

I have to admit: I’m still amazed when I see someone swimming in a pool of their own shit, when they gesture at me and yell, “Come on in! The water is fine!”

I’m as negative and as jaded as they come and this still gets me each and every time. It literally takes my breath away. It literally makes my head asplode.

I guess it makes me feel alive to know I can still be surprised that way.

I met a person the other day and we talked about presidential politics briefly. One of my friends will be pleased to note that she said Obama is a “narcissist.”

“Interesting,” I replied. “What word would you use to describe Mitt Romney?”

“I don’t know that much about him. Isn’t he into Scientology or a Mormon or something?” (This is an exact quote. I am decidedly not comparing those two.)

All hail the era of the informed voter! 🙂

This post isn’t about any single issue or candidate. It’s about the principle of “bias.” Call it what you will. Rose-colored glasses. Wishful thinking. Self-fulfilling prophecy. Whatever the hell it is, it is out there in abundance.

And, I might be biased, but I think my coverage of the topic will be the best ever!
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Short Story: Opening Time #BlogShorts

Opening Time
by Tom B. Taker

Sleeping.
Awake.
Window.
Frosted.
Wipe.
Outside.
Snow!
Dash.
Downstairs.
Cookies.
Milk.
Gone!
Tree.
Lights.
Train.
Presents!
Dash.
Upstairs.
Parents.
Bedroom.
Jump.
Awake.
Dash.
Downstairs.
Wait.
Fidget.
Forever.
Finally!
Open!
Merry.

This post is part of the BlogShorts challenge. June 2011 – 30 stories – 30 words – 30 days.

Meet the Egg Guru

Just a little doodle that popped into my head. I’d like to thank Sueanne Shirzay for being my muse on this one and giving me the idea. I’d also like to thank Open Source Clip Art artists nicubunu and Chrisdesign for the egg images.