“When I saw the stool sitting there, it gave me the idea.”
— Clint Eastwood, 2012

“Do you have any idea how much fun it is to google the words ‘Eastwood’ and ‘stool’?”
–Tom B. Taker, 2012

As usual I have only the barest of threads of an idea for a post. That means it’s go time. Where’s the damn “publish” button? I got nothing to say!

Oh, crap. I might go a little political here.

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he already post today or not?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a WordPress blog, the most powerful blogging platform in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?

If you do, make the jump. If you don’t, that’s okay, too. I’ll be driving circles in my Gran Torino, firing scatter shot at the kids on my lawn, and foolin’ around with my orangutan. You know, because I’m a serious guy. That’s why they call me The Dirty Hairy. I think.
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