These two viruses (virii?) walk into a bar…

Okay, okay. Wait, wait!

Knock knock. Who’s there? A virus. A virus who? Newt Gingrich!

Dammit. That doesn’t work, either.

A priest, a rabbi and a virus are floating in a boat…

No, no, no, no!

Take my virus, please.

Aw, fuck it. I guess there will be no humor in this post. Don’t blame me. I tried!
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