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Quiet Extraordinary

By Tom B. Taker on | 11 Comments

tattooI’m Starfleet and Starfleet doesn’t lie!

COMPUTER: Working. Private Tom B. Taker. Serial number ABY-7734-Neg. Verified.

So what follows is the truth.

COMPUTER: Subject relaying accurate account. No physiological changes.

Gee, thanks, computer! I appreciate the endorsement!

COMPUTER: Subject in error. No endorsement was implied. Non sequitur. Error. Error. Error.

Dammit, man! I’m a failure, not a negativist! Or is that the other way around?

Anyway, most folks don’t know about Starfleet’s Processed Air Training (PAT). It’s a critical part of Starfleet Academy that must be successfully completed in order to graduate. It’s just like that scene in An Officer And A Gentleman where candidate Sid Worley can’t count cards in the decompression chamber. Yes, he’s got the moves like Jagger! But that doesn’t make him officer material.
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Underwear Goes Inside the Pants

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The internet is buzzing that Greg Geraldo, one of the judges on Last Comic Standing, has died of a prescription drug overdose. If true, that fucking sucks. The dude was fucking funny.

RIP, Greg!

Here is Greg’s comedy featured in the song Underwear Goes Inside the Pants by Lazyboy. Enjoy.

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