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Roots Of The Turd

Source: serenadraws.

Source: serenadraws.

I have already achieved greatness. I’m the inventor of the phrase “Roots Of The Turd.” (Copyright ¬© 2013 Tom B. Taker Video Productions. All rights reserved.) I googled it so it must be true. It’s mine. All mine! The phrase would not exist if I did not exist. My work here is done.

I’m not one to rest on my laurels, though, so I’ll expand on the phrase just a teensy bit.

The Wikipedia page on Karl Rove does not contain the word “turd.” True story! And yet, somehow, I know that “Turd Blossom” was the affectionate name given by George W. Bush to the man that made his presidency a reality.

Wikipedia does come through with a definition of the term itself:

“Turd Blossom” (or Sand Turd) is a Texan term for a flower which grows from a pile of cow dung.

Source: Wikipedia – Turd Blossom

As we will see, the name is fitting in more ways than one. It’s time to take true facts and get the Guru’s opinion of them. This is first in an ongoing series I’m going to call¬†Roots Of The Turd.
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The Nightmare Before, During and After

‘Twas a wrong time ago, longer now than my screams,
In a place where an asshole concocted his schemes;
For the story that you are about to be fed
Took place in the shithole where I was made dead.
Now you’ve probably wondered where happy hate comes from.
If you haven’t, I’d say it’s time I flung dung…

Yo. Halloween approacheth and that has got me in a festive mood. So I’ve begun work on a holiday movie of my own. I just wrote the poetry above for the intro scene. Grammar be damned. I’m going after a mood.

If none of this makes sense, no worries. None of it makes sense to me, either. I’m just doing the best I can.