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Ch-ch-ch-changes

changeKeep the change, ya filthy animal.

Change of Address

I live on the surface of a rotating planetoid. The speed of rotation is approx. 1,000 miles per hour.

Meanwhile, the planet itself is moving about 67,000 miles per hour around the sun.

The sun is the center of our solar system, which is also moving around the center of our galaxy at approx. 490,000 miles per hour.

The galaxy is moving towards something called the Great Attractor, appox. 150 million light years away, at a rate of 1,000 kilometers per second.

In other words, I just want it to be known my physical location on this planetoid is changing by about 2.5 degrees of latitude. That’s a lot!

Moving Paradoxes

A pending move means boxes. Packing lots and lots of boxes.

The more you pack the more exhausted you get.

The more exhausted you get the more you require peaceful, restful sleep.

The more you require sleep the more the more you lie in bed with your eyes open.

Can’t sleep. Might as well get up and pack some more boxes and make myself more tired.

Choke Hold – The Game Show

choke-hold-1We’re back from vacation and apologize for being behind on responding to comments and stuff. We’re going to have to play a little catch up. In the meantime, we can kill a minute or two playing a new game show I invented.

Boss Or Artichoke? The Game Show – You Make The Call!

The game couldn’t be easier. We’ll provide a clue and all you have to do is answer “boss” or “artichoke.” It’s just that simple.

If you lose you’ll get a delicious treat as a parting gift. If you win, you’ll get a delicious beat down for 40 hours a week for the rest of your life.

Worth playing for?

Round One

Clue: Be careful – This can prick you!

Boss or Artichoke?

See? Wasn’t that easy? This isn’t so bad. Now we move on the bonus round where things can really happen.

Round Two

Clue: Large globes, inedible beard, thorny stem.

Boss or Artichoke?

The difficulty has increased but so has the fun. Are you ready for the final round of sudden death? Let’s go!

Round Three

Clue: You want to cut out the heart, dip it in a little mayonnaise and eat it raw.

Boss or Artichoke?

Remember, it’s not whether you win or lose – it’s how you play the game. If you didn’t get artichoke this time, don’t worry. There’s always tomorrow.

Better luck next time!

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