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A single gold star for me

companyThe human race needed to survive so groups of individuals formed organizational units called “companies” that were then used to fuck everyone else. Viola! Stratification, and it was good.

Sure, not everyone survived or ended up better off but that was the whole point, wasn’t it?

Now a Virginia court has given companies just a bit more power. Yeah.

You’ve heard about Yelp? It’s one of the few places where disgruntled customers can strike back when they’ve been wronged.

The war between reviewers and companies is an old one. It turns out that businesses don’t like being criticized. In the old days reviewing was an actual profession and people were hired by newspapers to perform that function. In one case a food critic reported seeing an open can of beans in the kitchen in a restaurant that purported to only use fresh ingredients.

The restaurant flipped their lid.
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Under Siege: Just Want A Nap

The other day I wrote about the army of youngling solicitors that have been carpet bombing our house trying to divorce me from my wallet. If they’d just double my property taxes I’d get a lot more peace and quiet so it would be worth it.

What happened to the American dream? My guess is that Donald Trump bought it and subdivided it. And installed special plumbing so they don’t just get water, they get a little icy beverage known as Trump Ice. It’s better than water.

I must be something special. It seems the whole world is after my wallet. It works a little something like this:
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