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Be Productive #photography

Ever heard of the website Clients From Hell? It’s hilarious. Here’s a recent example of the goodness you can find there:

Nov. 21, 2012

Recently, I had to make small talk with a client’s wife.

ME: I heard that employees that look at pictures of cute animals at work are actually more productive and get more done. Cool, huh?

Client’s wife: You know what I think would make employees more productive at work? Looking at pictures of the unemployment line.

The small talk stopped there.

Source: Clients From Hell

The moral of the story? Empathy knows no limits! By the way, today is Small Business Saturday. A holiday invented by those assholes over at American Express. Good thing I haven’t done my small business yet today. (That’s a poop joke.)

The fellow was obviously referencing this recent news: Looking At Cute Animal Pictures At Work Can Make You More Productive, Study Claims via The Huffington Post.

Because I want you to be productive, too, I’ve decided to share a couple of my recent photographs.
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Where Farce Won?

Am I the only person in America who noticed something odd about the first presidential debate?

Fasten your seat-belts, ensure your trays and seats are fully upright, and, of course, assume the position. Please turn off all electronic devices including the one you are using to read these very words. This post is about to take-off.

JET!
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Guru Comic: Flight Plan

Short Story: Wings #BlogShorts

Wings
by Tom B. Taker

Lovingly, I ran my hand over her body. She was ready. I entered her.

“Clear!”

Props spun, bit, and we began to roll.

Wheels up, we charged into the sky.

This post is part of the BlogShorts challenge. June 2011 – 30 stories – 30 words – 30 days.