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Back in Black Taco Friday

Mmm. Remember the black jack taco from Taco Bell? Featuring “jack sauce?” Trust me, that sauce is hard to make! Oh, those were the good old days. Black taco, where art thou and why hast thou forsaken us? Black taco. Say it with me. It just rolls off the tongue. Black taco. Black taco. Black […]

Black out … black head … black heart … black taco?!?!?

I wish to add a few more thoughts regarding my black taco post from yesterday. First, while checking out the “taco bell” tag on WordPress, I came across a taco bell scam on someone else’s blog. It seems Taco Bell displayed a photo of a “box” deal but that all items in the photo were […]

Black tar … black lung … black mold … black taco?!?!?

The new “black taco” at Taco Bell with … jack sauce? First of all, let’s get this messy little bit of business out of the way right off the bat. We all know where that “jack sauce” comes from, right? Now I don’t normally watch too much TV, but the commercial for this new food […]

Dear Taco Bell

Originally posted on Shouts from the Abyss:
Dear Taco Bell, I went in to buy a burrito. I had 89 cents from my piggy bank I had just smashed with a hammer when mom wasn’t looking. I also put a hole in the wall. All I wanted was a bean burrito. I was told I…

Black Shoes

This is the story of the black shoes that ruined Christmas. Also this post was written entirely on my iPod. So it’s not quite up to my usual quality. Dec. 24th. I wore my regular shoes and tried to look nice. A shirt and everything. Sure it had a stain but I didn’t know. Due […]

Dear Taco Bell

Dear Taco Bell, I went in to buy a burrito. I had 89 cents from my piggy bank I had just smashed with a hammer when mom wasn’t looking. I also put a hole in the wall. All I wanted was a bean burrito. I was told I needed 10 more cents. Why can’t I […]

M is for Milestone

… 997 … 998 … 999 … 1,000! Ready or not, here I come! Hey, where did everyone go? You mean I’ve been all by myself this whole time? Wow. Who knew? Yes, I’m as subtle as always. No doubt you can tell by now: This is my 1,000th blog post! Yeah! Exciting, isn’t it? […]