Twitterishly Trump

A wise person once said, “Y U no blog any more?”

I’m back, baby!

Ahem. So yeah. Truth be told, most of my creative energies, pith, and wit are squandered on the Twitter. But don’t worry. My blog is still here to catch the frothy flotsam that spilleth over.

And now, for your enjoyment, my microblog coverage (a trendy euphemism for “tweets”) of the 2016 Presidential Election.

These local-sourced tweets were hand-curated by yours truly. Please be responsible and upcycle when finished.

Has #Trump announced yet who will be Secretary of Steaks?

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 9, 2016

In a bipartisan attempt to reach around the aisle, Trump announces Anthony Weiner as Chief of Staff.

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 10, 2016

When you #draintheswamp and fill it back up with #Brawndo.

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 10, 2016

Trump announces Octomom as Secretary of Labor.

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 10, 2016

Trump announces Kim Kardashian as Secretary of the Posterior.

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 10, 2016

"She's no longer a ten," said the man who's a negative 42.

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 10, 2016

Biff has the almanac now.

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 9, 2016

The devil just called. Your golden fiddle is ready.

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 9, 2016

#Polling was accurate. They merely failed to mention that the margin of error was 100 percent. #science

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 9, 2016

This is basically the plot of Jurassic Park.

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 9, 2016

When you pick up a piece of the rubble and use it to start building a wall.

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 9, 2016

But who will represent us twos? #OneToTen

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 9, 2016

And you thought clowns were scary.

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 9, 2016

#Trump has not paid the iron price.

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 8, 2016

The Nightmare Before Christmas. #Election2016

— Tom B. Taker (@shoutabyss) November 8, 2016

Thanks for reading this far. Many happy returns!