It’s A Slob Eat Dog World

This one time I ate a hot dog at Burger King.

nudge. wink. report.

hotdog Source: Alyson Thomas

Is it just me or has life been different of late? You know, since Burger King let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who?!

Burger King, that’s who!

Burger King has a hot dog in it.
Lord have mercy on our souls.
100% beef sausage wiener
Splayed out naked on a roll.
I’ll expose the facts
Although it fills me with disgust.
Please excuse the filthy dark details,
And carnal lust.

You guessed it. I had me a hot date with a dog. It went down a little something like this.

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3 responses

  1. Can I have some Tums and a barf bag?

    How could you do this to your wife?

    Seriously, I think I’ll just look the other way when I notice a Burger King. I’d be very disturbed if it turned into a hot dog stand….

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    1. Truth be told, I was going to use an image ripped from Twitter as the basis of my science experiment. It was my wife who insisted we gather firsthand data. I’m the one who is abused. 🙂

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      1. :))))))))))

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