A high-ranking official in a federal agency helplessly wonders how to manage a typical employee. (Actor portrayal.)

We live in interesting times. I guess that makes us the butt end of a curse. Our time is one of pros and cons. Of good versus evil. Day vs. night. Light versus dark. Xbox vs. PS4. Rebellion verses Empire. And it’s not a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. It’s us. Right now.

Pro: We have the internet, undeniably the greatest system for storing and sharing information the world has ever seen.

Con: Icky, icky, icky, sticky!

According to estimates from Scandinavian research center Sintef, 90% of all the data the human race has ever produced has been generated in the past two years.

Source: BBC.com – Web porn: Just how much is there? circa 2013

Back in June 2010 a net filtering firm known as Optenet put out…