Daily Archives: June 29th, 2014

Shout Abyss on America’s Got Talent

I’m such a bad mood that I actually thought some humor might help. Alas, I only have this post to offer. It’s utterly devoid of humor but chock full of self-deprecating histrionics and shame. Say, I am feeling a bit better after all…

Shouts from the Abyss

I’ve been thinking a lot about my “talents” lately. America’s Got Talent has been running advertising about cities where you can go to audition. I have no idea what the audition process is like, but I’d love to go except for one wee little problem: I can’t identify my “talent.”

I’m assuming everyone has one. Even me. So what the hell is it?

I’ve been thinking about it and I do have some talents. One talent I have is sitting cross-legged. I can sit cross-legged all day. I’m pretty sure I can build a Las Vegas caliber show around that one.

Another talent is dice rolling. I’m sure 90 seconds of that would be riveting. If I make it past the audition I promise to keep bringing bigger and bigger dice. Roll them bones!

I have an incredible talent for getting cut off while driving. Try as I might, I…

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