Two jokes walk into a bar and get hit in the face. #punchline

Yeah, I just wrote that one. Right now. Real time.

So I thought it would be a fun and cheap blog post idea to find some of the bar jokes I’ve written on the Twitter. Bad idea. It turned out to be a lot more work than I thought!

Someone should buy me a drink!

I write all my own jokes except the ones I steal. I wrote all of the following. Any resemblance to other bar jokes is damn shitty.

Enjoy!

Two hadron colliders walk out of a bar and say, “Let’s meet up later.”

I walked into a #Portland bar and a #hipster projected #identity all over me.

Two empty calendars walk into a bar and say, “We’re just here to get some dates.”
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