Warning: This post contains NSFW words that shouldn’t be read by sensitive folks and/or small town mayors. You have been warned.

The following is presented in dramatic and operatic form in three acts.

The many faces of the Honorable Mayor Jim Ardis. Click to enlarge. If you’ve got the stomach. Absolutely indiscernible from the real thing.

We are overarching in Peoria, Peoria, Peoria
We are overarching in Peoria, Peoria, Wazzup?

With great power comes great hostility.
–From the Official Parody of Spider Man

I have a keen eye for bullshit and when I invariably sniff it out, I dance a little jig of happiness. What can I say? It’s my way.

So there I was minding my own business when suddenly I spied a great injustice being perpetrated against a fine upstanding member of our great online community.

I’m talking about, of course, the smart ass who owned the Twitter…