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And enforced by demons.
Excellent! I imagine them rubbing their hands with glee and laughing hysterically every time something like this happens.
I always wanted to be published.
Hilariously frightening. So, in those states, only an inanimate object can vote. Explains a lot.
Thanks! And guess what? I forgot divorce!!! I’m going to have to revise this list before real damage gets done out there in the real world. 🙂