Rights of Convenience – The Cliven Bundy Song

When Cliven Bundy was a little baby
Settin’ on his mammy’s knee
Picked up a rifle in his right hand
Said, “Ain’t gonna pay no grazin’ fees!”

When Cliven Bundy was a little baby
Settin’ on his daddy’s knee
His daddy picked him up, threw him on the floor and says,
“This baby’s done wet on me . . . ew!”

I don’t really have much to say. I’m just in the mood to sing.