Daily Archives: April 5th, 2014

How to react to a James Franco event

It’s that time of the month. No, not that one. The time when I operate as a field correspondent on that other blog, The Nudge Wink Report. I reserve the right to reblog myself. Or is this just a publicity stunt? I’ll never tell.

nudge. wink. report.

james-franco My goal today is to write about something other than celebrity. I’ve been to that well far too often. After much soul searching I have settled on the topic of James Franco. Don’t worry. He’s a performance artist, not a celebrity.

I’ll also try to stay away from politics and religion. Of course, that presupposes you might be polite company. Call it a leap of faith on my part. Besides, this is purportedly a fun humor kind of blog. I’m still not sure what I’m doing here. This place is advertised as “Hilarious comic-tary on news, views and attitudes. Every Saturday morning.” I guess I better wake up and start writing. And two of out three ain’t bad.

Long story short: James Franco is chagrined. He is embarrassed. He is contrite. He’s currently appearing on his personal apology tour and saying things like, “I used bad judgement.”

Selfies are something…

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