Dear Guru: Mood is a thing for cattle


And now a continuation of the non-award winning Q&A series we like to call Dear Guru. -Ed.

Dear Guru,

Like you, I run a “blog.” Like you, I try to post every single day. No matter what. But today I strangely find myself not in the mood.

What should I do?


Blog Blocked

Dear Blockhead,

Mood is a thing for cattle, you idiot! You blog when the necessity arises—no matter the mood! (Mad props to Gurney Halleck.)

When I find myself in that situation I usually pump out something super lame, like an advice column, and hope that no one notices. The important thing is to use some words.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go stroke my baliset.


Your Guru

4 responses

  1. Sounds like I know exactly how to get my blog up and running when I have blogger’s block. Thanks Mr. Advice….however still a distance second to the worthless advice I dish out!


    1. Be proud of the worthlessness, which is second to none. That’s quite an achievement. I look forward to hearing your advice!


  2. Nice banner to this post.
    Your skills are impressive.
    But I did so like to “peak” at your mountain.


    1. Good job. You successfully identified the most worthwhile thing about this post. Please know that the Guru, like the mountain, still remains. Hey, that would make a great tombstone.


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