And now a continuation of the non-award winning Q&A series we like to call Dear Guru. -Ed.

Q.
Dear Guru,

Like you, I run a “blog.” Like you, I try to post every single day. No matter what. But today I strangely find myself not in the mood.

What should I do?

Signed,

Blog Blocked

A.
Dear Blockhead,

Mood is a thing for cattle, you idiot! You blog when the necessity arises—no matter the mood! (Mad props to Gurney Halleck.)

When I find myself in that situation I usually pump out something super lame, like an advice column, and hope that no one notices. The important thing is to use some words.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go stroke my baliset.

Love,

Your Guru