I’ve learned that Twitter is the perfect place to hide my most intimate thoughts with little risk of them ever being discovered. Fiendishly clever, eh? For some time I’ve been using Twitter to send out long distance dedications using the hashtag #AbyssLoveSongs. No one ever suspected a thing.
Let’s tune in and take a listen to the chilled, ambient grooves of Young Guru in Love, shall we?
I Got Wipes #AbyssLoveSongs
I Want To Eat Your Bran #AbyssLoveSongs
Don’t Bring A Strife To A Fun Fight #AbyssLoveSongs
All I Wanna Do Is A Shroom Shroom #AbyssLoveSongs
Another One Rides The Truss #AbyssLoveSongs
Be My Shover #AbyssLoveSongs
Saturday Night’s Alright For Biting #AbyssLoveSongs
Dangers In The Night #AbyssLoveSongs
Born To Be Mild #AbyssLoveSongs
Snub Will Keep Us Together #AbyssLoveSongs
You’ll Never Wok Alone #AbyssLoveSongs
I’m No Excited #AbyssLoveSongs
You’ve Got A Fiend #AbyssLoveSongs
What Part Of Ho Don’t You Understand #AbyssLoveSongs #AbyssChristmasSongs #holiday
Everybody Regret Now #AbyssLoveSongs
Come Flail Away #AbyssLoveSongs
Does Anybody Really Know What Slime It Is #AbyssLoveSongs
Where Did You Peep Last Night #AbyssLoveSongs
It’s My Bacardi I’ll Fry If I Want To #AbyssLoveSongs
In The Middle Of The Spite #AbyssLoveSongs
Sweet Child In Brine #AbyssLoveSongs
Welcome To The Fungal #AbyssLoveSongs
Bit Me Baby One More Time #AbyssLoveSongs
Hitch A Snide #AbyssLoveSongs
Can’t Guile Without You #AbyssLoveSongs
Return To Blender #AbyssLoveSongs
We Will Block You #AbyssLoveSongs
RT @Metalworks4: @shoutabyss #AbyssLoveSongs Whole Lotta Glove (as sung by a proctologist)
LARP Dressed Man #AbyssLoveSongs
You’re The One That I Taunt #AbyssLoveSongs
Afternoon Be Fright #AbyssLoveSongs
Don’t Go Staking My Heart #AbyssLoveSongs #vampiric
Ring Of Ire #AbyssLoveSongs
I Want To Hold Your Gland #AbyssLoveSongs
When I Kneed You #AbyssLoveSongs
Put Your Head On My Sleepy Hollow #AbyssLoveSongs
Shouts from the Abyss 
You should start podcasting these songs. You never know who’s listening.
You could be Miley’s next big hit. *grin*
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As soon as I buy my Yeti microphone you’ll be in for a real big treat!
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“You’re the one that I taunt” ! These are hilarious. You ought to check and see how much milage your hashtag is getting.
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Thanks! A least someone out there saw and got one of my wee little jokes. Speaking of wee, Twitter is like peeing your pants. It may briefly give you a warm feeling but that’s about it.
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