BlogFestivus: Future Shock

This story is the fourth installment “Ghost of Christmas Future” in a five-part series of 200-word stories for BlogFestivus, A Christmas Carol. Check out the links (at the bottom of this post) to all the participating “ghost” writers for this year’s challenge. I suspect you’re in for some dark, yet jolly, days. -BD

happy-fill-in-the-blank blogfestivusFuture Shock
by Tom B. Taker

They found old man Scrooge by his bed, rocking a chair, wearing his long cotton nightgown. It was the dark of night. He looked up and smiled.

“Welcome,” he said. “I’ve been expecting you.”

The Ghost was aghast. “You, you,” he stuttered. “You can see me?”

He laughed. “Quite so!”

Young Scrooge turned to the Ghost. “Perhaps I can illuminate.”

He gestured around the room. “Actually, I owe it all to you. If you hadn’t warned me about this little jaunt we’d probably be pissing ourselves.”

“Your previous visit made an impression on me, opened a Schrödinger’s box as it were. So I set my people to work on defenses, the means to detect you and more.”

“The purpose of these visits,” the Ghost replied, “was never to bring you harm. In fact, quite the contrary. You…”

pink-slime-beef-ghostbusters“We’ll just see about that,” old Scrooge interrupted.

He took a device from the table and held it in his lap, fiddling with the button. “Not to say that your interference has been all bad. Profits have never been higher.”

“Goodbye,” he said as the button went click.

The Ghost exploded violently into paranormal goo.

“He slimed me,” the Scrooges said in unison.

Click on the links below for more takes on A Christmas Carol from our other BlogFestivus bloggers:

Linda penning at linda vernon humor
Steve from Stevil
Maria-Christina blogging at MCWhispers
Dylan of Treatment of Visions
Sarah from Parent Your Business
Dawn blogging at Lingering Visions
K8edid from k8edid
Dave bringing it at 1pointperspective
Eileen from Not The Sword But The Pen
Lindsey at RewindRevise
Kandy of Kandy Talk
Sandra writing at In Love With Words
Natalie from So I Went Undercover
Jen at Blog It or Lose It
Amelie from In the Barberry
Cee Cee blogging at Cee Cee’s Blog
Ashley from LittleWonder2
BD writing Blogdramedy

7 responses

  1. *snort* Tom’s bustin’ a ghost’s moves. How very funky now. Rick James would be proud.

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    1. Just as long as he doesn’t try to cross streams.

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  2. It’s like an evil Dr Who…

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    1. I’ve never seen a single episode of Dr. Who. I know! Me weird.

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    1. Science and reason and logics, oh my!

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