Some people say that death comes in threes. I don’t know about that. But it does seem like death has been more visible of late. That includes real life people in my home town, famous people, and friends of friends on the Facebook and stuff. A couple of them even rocked my world to the point where I looked up and shouted, “Well played, Universe! Those were some damn good people. Now they are gone and I’m still here? Well played!” My dad taught me that life isn’t always fair. He was right.

Yeah, I’m not a big fan of the Universe. In my religion (the one that I started) the Universe is an infidel and I have declared a vendetta. It’s a winner-take-all battle to determine The Last Thing Standing. I’ll be sure to let you know how that turns out. Tickets will be sold on PPV.

I was…