Beat The Heat: Abyss Tips

By Tom B. Taker on

Looks like I picked a bad time to move to a house without air conditioning. My delicate skin is taking a beating. So, without further ado, I give you my new series entitled Abyss Beat The Heat Tips.

With God as my witness I swear to you I will come up with a tip a day as long as this planet feels uncomfortable.

Your feedback is important so let me know if you find any of these tips helpful. That would be hot.

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5 responses

  1. El Guapo | Reply

    In light of the first tip, shouldn’t the second include a warning to not be sitting up while you air out?
    All teh heat is going to rise right up into your face…

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    1. shoutabyss | Reply

      You just spoiled my practical joke. Surprise! 🙂

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  2. Mrs. Abyss | Reply

    Since you already live in the Abyss Tom, you should be used to living the fires of hell. The dark lord thinks you’re a pussy.

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    1. shoutabyss | Reply

      A sweaty one, perhaps.

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  3. anatoliakb | Reply

    Republicou isso em anatoliakb.

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