Daily Archives: June 23rd, 2013

Skateboarder fail while crossing the street

Shouts from the Abyss

This is post I wrote last summer. After seeing a picture of a skateboarding pope I knew the time had finally come to share. Enjoy!

There is a certain type of person who wanders this world. They have no clue about what they are doing, no awareness of their surroundings, and no common sense.

Consider your garden variety street skateboarder. They’ll scoot along on their little toy, often only a few feet from where cars zoom by. All it would take is one little pebble to fling them from their board directly into traffic. Time it just right and it is head squishy time and brains splattered on the asphalt.

Oh yeah, we are not talking about your great thinkers here.

The other day I was at a stop sign waiting for my turn to go. In front of me a young man was crossing the street on his skateboard…

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