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You are so baaa-d. You have so many layers to you…you’re like a double chocolate layer cake with creamy buttery frosting. Whoops. Maybe I shouldn’t mention sweets…
Not after that marathon the other night on Abyss Island. 😉
You are indeed perceptive, my dears, but sometimes under the layers all you find is a rotten spot and you’ve got to throw the whole damn thing out.
Sugar was consumed. I felt sick the next day. Nuff said.