From time to time I declare Martial Law (Logical Style). Not to be confused with Marital Law. (Where the laws of logic may not always apply.)

These laws are truths I hold to be self-evident. (Not Polident or Efferdent. These laws have no teeth.)

Note: Due to computer error some of the laws may have been numbered incorrectly.

For those with OCD: This is not a complete record of all of the legal volumes. There are many, many, many more. Sadly the laws were unwisely scattered across both WordPress and Twitter and the complete record may never be possible without a team of technological archeologists. If you see a fellow in leather jacket, fedora and wielding a whip in one hand and stroking a Microsoft Surface fondletop in the other please send him my way poste waste.

Without further ado the incomplete record of Tom’s Laws.

Tom’s Law #42: ‘Always taste your soft drink before leaving the drive-thru.’ Obey. It’s not just a good idea – it’s the law!
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