Ever heard of the website Clients From Hell? It’s hilarious. Here’s a recent example of the goodness you can find there:

Nov. 21, 2012

Recently, I had to make small talk with a client’s wife.

ME: I heard that employees that look at pictures of cute animals at work are actually more productive and get more done. Cool, huh?

Client’s wife: You know what I think would make employees more productive at work? Looking at pictures of the unemployment line.

The small talk stopped there.

Source: Clients From Hell

The moral of the story? Empathy knows no limits! By the way, today is Small Business Saturday. A holiday invented by those assholes over at American Express. Good thing I haven’t done my small business yet today. (That’s a poop joke.)

The fellow was obviously referencing this recent news: Looking At Cute Animal Pictures At Work Can Make You More Productive, Study Claims via The Huffington Post.

Because I want you to be productive, too, I’ve decided to share a couple of my recent photographs.
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