While you were all taking the day off and stuffing your faces, me and my crack team of researchers were out gathering data. We work hard so you don’t have to.

I guess that’s why they call it Thanksgiving. We put the “thanks” in Thanksgiving while you were “giving” it to us from behind. Thanks for the support.

Herein presented are the preliminary findings of our Thanksgiving 2012 Study featuring a typical American household broken down into the usual pie chart categories.

You have to provide your own whipped cream.
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