Back after a one-year hiatus it’s the Shouts From The Abyss 2012 Christmas Gift Giving Guide! I know you’ve all been waiting with baited breath to see what’s at the top of my list so let’s dive right in. Is that okay with you, Sugarplum?
I promise it’ll be more fun than a black hole.
You’re about to have a super-sized collision with fun!
Available in four sizes:
- Honey I Shrunk My Privates
- Invert My Room
- It’s a Beautiful Time-Distorted Day in the Neighborhood
- We’ll Blow Your Planet Up
Protons and 1.21 gigawatt power source not included. Made in China.
Adult supervision recommended unless something interesting is going on with your net-powered handheld electronic device. The universe can wait.
Excerpt from the Instruction Manual:
Matter and energy one same. And so you! Want know feels? Make you own localized disturbance go space-time continuum for jump right in.
Note: Return trip no guarantee.
I’ll see you on the other side and/or send me a postcard! Captain Proton to the Universe. Out. Ho ho ho.
Shouts from the Abyss 
This sounds like the perfect gift. Can’t wait for the infomercial.
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If the kit really works then we’ll be able to have Billy Mays around again. I think he’d be awesome for pitching this product. Of course the cocaine budget might make the project unworkable.
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Thanks for the post….I enjoy it!
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