Here are a few of my Halloween cans and cants. (I swear that is not some sort of sexy anatomy joke. I swear!)

Each round will feature two depictions of possible Halloween costumes. Your job is to pick the one I could probably successfully pull off (not a stripper joke) and the one where’d I’d literally have no shot. (In more ways than one.)

Confused yet?

Here’s an easy one to start. Which costume do you think I could get away with?

Round One

See how this works?
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