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I’ve worked for that guy. Take a day off, and it was like he literally peeled layers of skin off his back to give it to you.
I’m not exactly sure how to take that but it sounds pretty bad.
I took a day off the other day. Initially it was the best feeling in the world. But then, as the day edged on, I got closer and closer to going back to the workplace I had only temporarily delayed. It was pretty awful.
The job creators. They are your bitch. Nicely done.
Aw, thanks. We keep it all, we share none, and there’s no other way for you to get it on your own. You can’t “bootstrap” your daddy’s $96/share stock portfolio like me. So don’t even try. And if you complain about it I’ll just spittle “class warfare” in your face until you give up.
The boss as health and financial advisor. Because of course he’s a professional in both fields. 😉
Oh, he’s a pro, alright! Big time. And he has been working on his crunches.