iPad: It’s what’s for dinner. Don’t forget your appkin.

Tonight’s top ten list straight from the home orifice in the green room below the only functional outhouse in downtown Abyss:

Top Ten Ways To Kill With The iPad 3 And iOS 6

Here we go…

10. Hurled (as if like a shuriken) directly into the temple.

9. Used to prop up 50-gallon drum of ACME Goo above front door at Road Runner’s house.

8. Slideshow of Lindsay Lohan’s face using Photos app.

7. Replace home button with trigger to AK-47.

6. Cover with catnip, load “exotic cats for sale” page on Craiglist and offer to any lion tamer at work.

5. Mix up a smoothie containing mango, kiwi and iPad.
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