Daily Archives: May 17th, 2012

Relationship advice you want, hmm?

Is there anything Star Wars can’t do? Not I think because I believe in the Force, and an ally powerful it is, yes? Hmmmmm.

Also, relationships are hard.

Suddenly it occurred to me. Star Wars can help. In fact, it’s easy. All you have to do is speak nothing but Star Wars quotes incessantly. Viola! Relationship all better.

Yes, it’s just that simple.

Let’s see some examples of this powerful technique in action.

Partner: Do I look fat in this? I’m thinking about going on a diet.
Jedi Knight (You): One thing’s for sure. We’re all gonna be a lot thinner!

If that doesn’t put a fun spin on serious issues, nothing will.

Help yourself to these freebie tips. Use them as appropriate when your relationship needs saving.
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