Can I get you something to nibble on? Some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers, or extreme fajitas? / No, just one of everything on the drink menu. / Oh. Sounds like someone has a case of the weekdays.

One time I was given some really good advice from another blogger. “Don’t make it about yourself.”

“Ah,” I responded. “Blogging tips. I love those.”

“What? No! This is no tip. I’m just trying to do the world a favor.”

Ahhhh. Well played!

I’m here to tell you that the truth hurts. And that I’m about to break that rule and talk about myself, perhaps for the first time ever. (What are the odds?)

If you’ve eaten in the last two hours this is your chance to get away. You would be well-advised to not make the jump.
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