Daily Archives: May 2nd, 2012

The Dog Days of Bummer

Hot dog, I get to write about politics. If that’s a good thing then why do I suddenly feel so depressed?

Whatever. Like always, I will doggedly chase down the story.

Here’s what we know so far:

Two gentlemen woke up one day, looked in the mirror, and said, “I like the cut of that man’s gib. I think, in all decent modesty, that fellow would make a fine President of the United States.” So right off the bat it was painfully obvious the two men were chock full of their own egos and a skosh delusional.

The two gentlemen then decided to settle the matter in a very mature way. They met in Pokémon Stadium.
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