Oh, crap. I’m sitting here looking at a blank page and I’ve got a serious blockage.

What? No! Not that kind. Jeez. What do you take me for?

Seriously. I’m drawing one big blank over here.

What’s the big deal? I could miss a day, right? Well, right now, I’ve successfully blogged 920 days in a row. My streak of continuous posts started way back on October 5, 2009. That’s right. 920 days without a break and never Freshly Pressed. I’m obviously going for the world record. Let it be known that I’ll go to any length to be pathetic.

How much more, WordPress? How much more? Please let me know when I’ve achieved the longest Freshly Pressed drought of all-time while posting daily at the same time. Now that is something I would love to stuff and shove on the mantle. Something to be proud of.

Since I got nothing, I’ll simply go off an a couple of random things. We’ll start with presidential wannabe emails.
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