Something going around the Facebook today. I don’t normally share this shit but I guess it’s your lucky day. Another “fuck edition” of a fun-filled feckless Friday.
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- Today’s Goal: Eat some ice cream. 10 minutes ago
- Indicated: The Motion Picture. Snake oil salesman pays $130,000 for sex with a porn star. You can’t make this shit up. 🇺🇸 34 minutes ago
- @JennyENicholson @Audzilla27 JFC, humans are assholes. 37 minutes ago
- License plate: HMNBSCM. 53 minutes ago
- This is the moment the Twinkie Defense has been waiting for all its life. This is its destiny. 🇺🇸 1 hour ago
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