It’s time for four-way action.
Last week Crushed (Hoarding) barely squeezed the life out of Food Poisoning by only one vote. The match started fiercely with Food Poisoning yelling, “Don’t tread on me!” But that’s exactly what happened.
We are pleased to introduce The Spinal Four (TM) who will battle next week for the right to enter Abyssageddon (TM) in the ultimate showdown that’s almost as exciting as tiddlywinks, The Gruesome Twosome.
Who will live to kill another day?
- Wood Chipper – Road to Glory: Eliminated Quicksand, Boa Constrictor, and Killer Bees.
- Bear Attack – Road to Glory: Eliminated Spider Bite, Airplane Crash, and Ice Pick to Head.
- Immurement – Road to Glory: Eliminated Choking, Hit by Golf Ball, and Electrocution.
- Crushed (Hoarding) – Road to Glory: Eliminated Disneyland Ride, Human Dartboard, and Food Poisoning.
In the Execution Conference the match-up will be Wood Chipper vs. Immurement.
In the Slaughter Conference the match-up will be Bear Attack vs. Crushed (Hoarding).
No voting today. We have to take a week to build up to something this big.
Be here next week and ready to do your part. This time it’s personal.
have you hired any cheerleaders for this final four round or are you waiting with them for the finale? 😀 I want bears dressed in sexy outfits with pompoms please… then they can kill me if they want, would die happy…
Bears in sexy outfits? You think big and out of the box. I was thinking more along the lines of the cheerleaders from the Fight Song video by Marilyn Manson.
I guess that is a good 2nd choice but will still have to insist on sexy bears with pom poms 🙂
Spinal Tap? 🙂
And beer…on “tap.” 🙂
And beer. Wow. Football better watch its back. I think we’re onto a new tradition here.
I await breathlessly. Does that mean I’ll be voting for immurement?
I think you’ve nailed it. Oops. Wrong meme.