My wife has suggested I put less juice into my posts on the weekend, so here goes…
I’ve been cleaning out some old data. It’s a big job since I’ve accumulated a lot over the last two decades. Today I found a little snippet of a text file from September 2002 and felt it was quite telling in light of how my blog has turned out.
Apparently I haven’t changed all that much.
From the personal archives
Tom B. Taker
Eat shit – I’m nice
Heh heh heh – I’m sorry but you look funny!
Welcome to the food chain
Say hello to my little friend
You’re in my space and air traffic control is currently closed
Howdy camper nice tent
They can kill you but they can’t eat you
I’m feeling happy, so highly evolved
Are you for real?
I’m a Christian, so I know you’ll rot in hell
I’m the poo
That shit’s the poo
You’re not the poo
Poo by any other name still smells like poo
Just poo it
I have to admit, I’m a bit surprised I had poo on the brain, even way back then. And here I was thinking it was all happenstance that it became on thing on this blog. Weird.
To thine own self be true.
I’ll take a thousand of the “Dumbass” ones!
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I think you missed out on, “To thine own self be poo.”
You just left me breathless! I'm in awe of your powers. I'm not worthy!