This is a mid-day “I’m at the office” quiki-post spawned (heh!) by something that just ejaculated across my display during my lunch break. Condoms are only 98% effective and in this case my post burst through…
Speaker of the House John Boehner is ragin’. In fact, he was out on the floor of the House sportin’ a boner. Boehner got a boner. See what I did there? God, I’m so clever.
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The only coverage of Super Bowl 2012 that you’ll ever need.
Once again all proved right in this world when Ugg-wearing model/football player Tom Brady had his ass handed to him by Eli Manning. Did anyone else notice those odd poses Tom Brady made in pictures shown when going over his stats?
First he had his hand on his chin as in deep in thought. I wonder what he thinks of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
Then Brady fist-pumped for the children. He’s so hip and down with it.
Tommy boy made this face when the photographer told him he once too schtupped Gisele.